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Happy 30th Birthday Zimbabwe !!!

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

“Bob Step Down” Written and performed by Strychnos Spinosa

30 years of Independence in Zimbabwe,
Colossal devastation in the hands of Rob Mugabe
Coalition government with Morgan Tsvangirai
What the hell you’re doin’…you just fakin’ without tryin’

Bob…step down…Instead of messing with our future…messing with Harare
Bob…step down….One day you will have to answer for the children of Zimbabwe
Bob…step down….Instead of messing with our future…Tell us no more lies
Bob….step down…One day you will have to answer to the Children of Skies

30 years of Independence in Zimbabwe,
Colossal devastation in the hands of Rob Mugabe
Coalition government with Morgan Tsvangirai
What the hell you’re doin’…you just faking without tryin’

Usain Bolt Breaks His Own 100m World Record (7.5 seconds !!)

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

Tiger Woods Gets His Stripes Back !!!

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Zero 7 “Destiny”

I lie awake
I’ve gone to ground
I’m watching porn
In my hotel dressing gown
Now I dream of you
But I still believe
There’s only enough for one in this
Lonely hotel suite

The journey’s long
And it feels so bad
I’m thinking back to the last day we had.
Old moon fades into the new
Soon I know I’ll be back with you
I’m nearly with you
I’m nearly with you

When I’m weak I draw strength from you
And when you’re lost I know how to change your mood
And when I’m down you breathe life over me
Even though we’re miles apart we are each other’s destiny

On a clear day
I’ll fly home to you
I’m bending time getting back to you
Old moon fades into the new
Soon I know I’ll be back with you
I’m nearly with you
I’m nearly with you

When I’m weak I draw strength from you
And when you’re lost I know how to change your mood
And when I’m down you breathe life over me
Even though we’re miles apart we are each other’s destiny

When I’m weak I draw strength from you
And when you’re lost I know how to change your mood
And when I’m down you breathe life over me
Even though we’re miles apart we are each other’s destiny

I’ll fly, I’ll fly home
I’ll fly home and I’ll fly home

Transgressions Of A Tiger

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Toyotal Recall: The Untold Story of the Accelerating Floormat

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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The year is 2009. John Wheels (Dennis Quaid) drives a Prius Hybrid and has been having horrible nightmares about 3.8 million Toyotals accelerating uncontrollably into the depths of hell. Wheels goes to “Toyotal Inc” a car company that sells faulty floormats to unsuspecting customers. Sales agent Michelle Sparks (Meg Ryan) sells Wheels a Prius with a dysfunctional sliding floormat that prevents him from breaking by irreversibly forcing down the accelerator. Soon after learning of this Wheels attempts to report the matter to the U.S. Transportation Secretary, who is secretly working for Toyotal Inc. He also discovers that he is being followed by a group of would-be Washington Obamanite assassins. A mysterious woman from Government Motors approaches him and offers to help but what’s in it for her? What should he do? Who can he trust? Is it all a dream? Only one man can help him…Mike Ackson, a longtime friend, veteran and expert in Moonsliding, a technique of moving effortlessly on any mat that has friction between it and the floor. There is only one problem. Ackson is killed in a freak hit and run accident before Wheels can get to him. This is a must see movie that will keep you on the edge of your seat from beginning to end !!!