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I AM A TAR BABY FUNGUS by Strychnos Spinosa

I am a Tar Baby Fungus. A venom, creeping thru the night,

A Zimbabwean conundrum poised to give you a fright

I f you listen to my voice you will be paralyzed and sedated,

No matter who you are… intellectually challenged or educated

I am a question mark “Nga!” full of uncertainty, mystery and evil,

A bitter African Molasses Tokoloshe who will create in you a spiritual upheaval

I will scare you to death this Halloween October 31nth 2009,

And you will wish that you hadn’t seen or heard me on this site…

I will pillage your villages and steal your sweet little children,

Torment you in your sleep husbands, wives, brothers and sistren

Do not, I repeat.  Do not provoke this Nubian caramel Mandigo,

For he will circumcise your spirit, your will, and your soul…

So to all those Homo Sapien cowards and war mongers who wish ill of me,

I will cook you for food and have your antigenic blood for tea

I am the smelly buttock cheeks, the terror that flaps in the night,

Have a happy Halloween, smile and don’t be uptight!

“324″ (By Haricot Cotyledon)

Happy 27th birthday to my girlfriend Faraya
Soft to the touch, delish, sweet as papaya
7 months to this day we met on the BookFace
You captured my moyo (heart) with your tender warm embrace

I wasnt looking for anyone particular at that time
But you were so swell to me that I began to sublime
From a solid state of rigidity, boredom and sadness
To a gaseous state of love thout the madness

Damn, you tha bomb girl you got me trippin’
You tha water of my drought drip drip drip drippin’
The Jam on my bread, The Big Apple on my eye,
My Coca Cola, and cream buns, you so fly you blow my mind

Im eternally grateful for the presence in my life
You take away my worries, my fears, and my strife
I stopped living dangerous like margarine in an oven
Happy three twenty four months to my Cupcake my muffin

This video is dedicated everyone named Patrick. Not included in this video..Danika Patrick !!! Sorry Danika, don’t feel left out or anything like that. I also did not include Robert Patrick from the Terminator… There’s always next year…

News anchor Haricot Cotyledon brings a new broadcast to the masses…Described by most as completely insane, Haricot rather sees himself as a communications pioneer. He has found a home at FreeThePinto, because in the real world, he’d be apprehended and lynched within minutes… Welcome Haricot !!!

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